THE INCORRUPTIBLE MP
We MPs are vital
Our country to uphold
Honest and incorruptible
For the whole world to behold.
We
are honourable members
I devote my entire life to
My country and constituencies
Surely I’m entitled to
Some small degree of ease.
Within
the law of course.
I had my house refurbished
Without financial pain,
Then I was able to flip homes
And do it all again. Everyone does it – can’t be wrong.
I rented out my luxury pad –
(The profits belong to me)
Now I need a place to live
So I rented another flat – free.
It
was legal – I did nothing wrong.
There is no reason to know
Any Landlord’s name
My security could be at risk
And that would be a shame.
My
landlord is a friend – that’s o.k.
So though I have done nothing wrong,
Some people might not agree,
I’m grateful to the speaker
In his struggle for secrecy.
November 2012
