I have a lady sat nav,
Her voice is calm and low,
She navigates so accurately -
Tells me where to go.
As I approach a roundabout
I'm told which road to take -
There's no reproach if I go wrong
And make a silly mistake.
Re-calculating she says
"Turn left" she then says
But I forget and turn right -
There is no ranting and raving
She remains perfectly polite.
Re-calculating.
And if I were to take
A wrong route yet again
She'd put me right so patiently
No sign of stress or strain.
Re-calculating
My sat-nav lady is wonderful
In my hour of need
But I fear that soon I'll be
Unable to map read.
June 2012
