MODERN REVEALING FASHIONS

                                                                      LXXI

On a recent visit to London
I was amazed at the way women dressed,
Exposing vast acreages
Of bosom and breast.

Granted it was very hot
But it is wrong to think that you'll
Be better in a tight and clinging top -
It will not keep you cool.

The colour range of cleavage
Was an interesting sight:
Ebony black - shades of brown -
Honey gold and white.

Then there is the condition
Known as "bosom bounce"
Young women don't walk smoothly -
They wobble and they flounce.

Men are understandably distracted -
I have seen a collision or two.
With so much visible pulchritude
What can a normal man do?

I have my own theory
On why necklines are so low:
If you'd paid a fortune for a boob job
Wouldn't you want it on show?


July 2010

FAT FREE DIETS

                                                                  LXX  

Some folk are so diet conscious,
So "healthy food" aware;
Low fat this - fat free that,
Full cream?  Don't you dare.

But there are some people
And I know a few -
Who disregard what the experts
Say that they should do.

They drink creamy full fat milk,
Not for them watery semi-skimmed.
And  they cook their pork chops
Before the fat has been trimmed.

Double cream and yoghurt,
Cheese that is full fat -
But, - they're slim with low cholesterol,
Now how unfair is that?

To Joy
October 2010