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On a recent visit to London
I was amazed at the way women dressed,
Exposing vast acreages
Of bosom and breast.
Granted it was very hot
But it is wrong to think that you'll
Be better in a tight and clinging top -
It will not keep you cool.
The colour range of cleavage
Was an interesting sight:
Ebony black - shades of brown -
Honey gold and white.
Then there is the condition
Known as "bosom bounce"
Young women don't walk smoothly -
They wobble and they flounce.
Men are understandably distracted -
I have seen a collision or two.
With so much visible pulchritude
What can a normal man do?
I have my own theory
On why necklines are so low:
If you'd paid a fortune for a boob job
Wouldn't you want it on show?
July 2010
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